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Another personal story. This one involves magic mushrooms.

I was sleeping with a woman who one night offered me magic mushrooms. I had zero interest prior and zero expectations of the experience. I agreed and she quickly brewed tea. I asked what I should expect. Her description was "you can take it where you want to. You can make it giggly, whatever". Okie dokie. I drank my cup and sat back watching Shrek not knowing what was coming for me.

It started with the visuals. Everything started getting wobbly. So far so good. Really interesting. Then I got this idea because I was really into Taoism at the time. I told her to sit in front of me, facing me, and up focus and center herself. She was all like "oh no you don't!" and I'm like "just do it". She does.

I close my eyes and center myself. I feel I bump on my forehead. We leaned into each other and bumped foreheads like magnets. That's when she jumped into my lap, I sat criss cross apple sauce, and she cradled my head to her breast. That's when we blasted off.

My perception was being pure energy. I was blue, she was red. We were doughnuts of energy pulsing from down to up thru the middle then out and around cycling back up. We merged and became purple. Every cycle blasted me with a pulse of non sexual orgasmic energy when it moved thru me. At one point I had to disengage and lean out from her. When I felt that popular cycling thru sheer leaned into me saying "here it comes just go with it" and we blasted off again.

I'm not sure how long this went on. I forced myself to disengage and get home. The rest of the night went really weird. I heard voices at the edge of my perception. Visions of myself sitting on a mushroom throne controlling my body like a mechanism refused to dissipate. I called her to talk it out so I wouldn't be alone. Finally I fell asleep.

I woke up and the first thing I did was write down my perception of the events and seal it in an envelope. I went to work, she was my manager. We both looked tired and raked over the coals. I asked her perception of the night.

She went on to describe her perception. It was exactly like my perception...a shared hallucination. That's when I handed her the envelope. It confirmed we shared something fundamentally spiritual.

Attached is a reasonable pic of what I saw in the vision.

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