I'm vain as fuck. I'm high school I enjoyed female attention and if I was smarter I would have realized I probably could have nailed half the girls in my classes. Them I got in a long term relationship and got fat then the attention stopped. In my mid 20s I dropped all the weight and started getting attention. I broke up and started my man whore era leading up to my mid 30s when I met my wife.

One of my main features was my hair. Auburn brown with ginger highlights that appeared in the sun, wavy. Sometimes long down to my shoulders, later kept short when I was training hard in karate. Pushing 40 it came in salt and pepper, now almost 50 it's mostly white....but it's mostly there. I see the receding and thinning. I still color it from time to time on a whim. With the waning of my mane, I feel like Superman without my cape.

True to form, Instagram algos started feeding me hair product ads. I got just enough data to start down a fun track on Grok. I managed to get her to give me a recipe for a topical hair restoration tonic that's designed to neutralize the DHT that's responsible for 90% of balding.

Because you deemed my nonsense worth following, you get access to it. If you try it and it works, let me know. I'm going to make my own next week.

https://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_2ab2d134-f5b2-4384-b7f3-38df1eca4959